So, there I was, sitting on the front porch cheering on the squirrels as they cross the street, as you do. When I get an email asking me to review my recent purchase of the mismatch octopus high tops I hadn't recieved yet. Fricking AI, am I right? So I sent a bitchy little email back about how I hadn't even recieved them yet and expected that to be that. How wrong I was. 
I get an email back from another obvious bot. Who actually is even named "Atlas Cage" if you're not a private detective or super hero. Apparently, this guy. After a few emails he managed to get my shoes to me in record time, be super forgiving about my bitchy email, and name a squirrel or two. 
Shoes fit true to size for Cons, still not convinced Atlas Cage isn't just some dark web do-gooder.
Black Francis, the Rodent Formerly Known As Prints, and Furrel Williams thank you.